diablo 3

The next title in the Diablo series by Blizzard.

It has yet to be released, but when it does millions, of fans will lose their life for a long period of time.

Diablo Player 1: Dude, when is Diablo 3 coming out?
Diablo Player 2: I don't know, but when it does I am totally going to blow off my girl friend and my family for months.

by Pinkzeppelin0912 June 29, 2006

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diabetes

A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.

I hate having this goddamn shit known as diabetes.

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

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Diablo Job

When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.

"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."

by Don Tortellini January 23, 2010

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A shitty pay to win mobile game made by ActivisionBlizzard it costs you 540,000 (over half a million dollars) to max out one character ONE of a max of six (also those estimates Are low balling it for those to be true you have to be incredibly lucky for that so it could cost you two million just to get one 5 star gem it’s truly the shittest mobile game it’s also just a worse version of Diablo 3 so don’t waste your time and play an actual game

Sebastian- hey dude what you playing?
Rory- not much just Diablo immortal
Sebastian- the P2w garbage by bobby kotick ?
Rory- ye
Sebastian- you know you just play daiblo 3 and have a better time?
Rory-I just want to see the dumbster fire in person

by mercy deserves medic July 3, 2022

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