DF

Distance From --insert stinky person's first initial here--.

Used to avoid being caught in a cloud of body odor emitted from someone.
Bob: What's that smell?

Rob: Oh it's probably Craig...only he can make a smell that nasty

Bob: Ahh crap, check your DFC!
by uncunc2555 April 26, 2010
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DF

Another term for Dick Face.
Other forms:

DF(Insert first name initial here)
'What is up with Garrett?'
Idk, he's being a DF.

yo, watch out! DFG is coming.
by Me Gag money September 20, 2011
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Abbreviation known amongst metalheads referencing to the political death metal band DYING FETUS.

Usually typed, almost never spoken. If spoken it comes from a poser metalhead who deserves to be shunned.
"yo dude you listen to the new df cd?"
by pseudocide September 28, 2007
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DF is short for "dead fuck" which means some one who just lays there during sex like a dead person, possibly due to being lazy, intoxicated, or just not good in bed
"that girl last night was df" "that girl last night was a df"
by tetsusaiga83 May 25, 2007
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meaning "dont fart" while chating online... but if ur chating online then ur most likely not close to that person so it wound not matter if they would fart or not becuse you wound not be able to smell/hear it....
"Il be over in 20 seconds... o ya and DF befor I get there"

"While ur taking care of my dog, make sure u df in his face. He realy dosent like that."


Jo:Hey I said df.
Bob:Hey my code name is not dumb fuck any more.
Jo: No Mean df as in "dont fart". Dammit you really need to go to urbandictionary.com more often. Ur so old school.
by Trevor selleck June 08, 2005
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Abbreviation: Drug Fucked Scum. Refers to junkies, misanthropic compulsive liars who would exchange their own grandparents for drugs, and bong toking alcoholics who will break into your house, steal your car, and then pretend to be your friend so that they can take your money and posessions to buy drugs. DFS have a penchant for getting into trouble from law enforcement, yet also an uncanny knack of weaselling their way out of such trouble.
DFS have anti-social, egomaniacal or narcissistic personality disorders which they disguise as mental illnesses in order to further their own drug habits. They have no empathy, compassion or sense of social responsibility, but will pretend to have such qualities if it will lead them to their next hit of drugs.
Watch out for the DFS!
by Googles January 14, 2004
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Abbreviation for "dick fag". Used to describe the gaynessof a person (usually male) who ties his/her hoodie or turtle neck sweater around own waist with the knot being above his junk.

Commonly found amongst Ivory school frat boys and soccer moms.
"Check out his sweater! What a flaming DF."
by James the Flames April 17, 2008
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