Friday Detention

For very naughty children who think it's funny to threaten/berate/have go's at other children.

Teacher: I have received a complaint on you for harassment. I am going to expel you.
You: NOOO!!! SIR THAT ISNT FAIRRRR!!!!!!! PLS HAVE MERCUY PLS
Teacher: Okay, fine. Have a few Friday Detention's.

by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023

mammoth detention

one detention after the other for different purposes

zimbardo : i didn’t do the homework due last night so now i have an after school detention

milgram : no way me too! but i forgot that we have a quiz today and i skipped the lesson

zimbardo : you realise you’re going to get another detention for that now, don’t you?

milgram : i hate mammoth detentions!!

by alevelpsychbeast June 18, 2022

detention

a school punishment, whereby a student is detained for a certain period of time. in detention, you might write lines, clear gum from under the table, read, write an essay, or stare out of the window whilst regretting what you had done to get detention in the first place. why might i get detention? cheating, talking, laughing, chewing gum, eating in class, throwing things around the room etc.

stay out of that detention room. its not fun. take my word for it.

teacher- i have had enough you’ve just bought yourself 2 months of after school detention!
student- not again sirr
teacher-would you like one more?

student- no
teacher- what was that?
student- no…sir

by iconic queen goes dancing August 7, 2023