Crotch-Dachshund

A euphemism for penis

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011

Daisy

A very sweet and loving girl with beautiful thick curly hair, dark brown eyes, and long curly eyelashes. She has a few freckles scattered across her chubby cheeks and a cute little freckle just above her lip (which is my absolute favorite thing). Her voice is soft and angelic and her laugh like music to your ears. Her body type thick; thick thighs, legs, stomach, a big butt, and medium sized breasts. Daisy is a beautiful short curvy woman but sometimes tends to be insecure about her image. When you first meet her she’s a little shy but once she gets comfortable with you she can be outgoing and very charismatic and goofy. She can be sensitive and quite emotional but don’t let that side of her fool you. Daisy can be a tough fiesty diva too. She is extremely warm hearted and caring; always putting other people’s needs before hers. Her music taste is out of this world, she’ll send you new music and artists to listen to. Daisy is also talented and creative; she draws, paints, and sings beautifully. She is also a plant lover, she could turn your house into a jungle; she has a green thumb for sure. When Daisy falls in love with you, you won’t know. She’s so great at hiding her emotions and true feelings from you. She does this because she is afraid of rejection, afraid of being hurt. Although she hides her feelings, deep inside she’s constantly yearning for your love and affection; she thinks about you constantly and fantasizes a life with the two of you together.

Daisy is an unforgettable girl whom you should never let go of.

by tacos431 February 13, 2019

Wikipedia Daisy Chain

the act of following links through the website "Wikipedia" for an extended period of time (usually through various subjects)

Generally used as a noun

I was going to attend my classes, but I got caught up in a Wikipedia daisy chain that was far more interesting and informative.

by Cenizo October 21, 2009

Awksey Daisies

An awkward moment, derived from 'Oopsie daisies'

'Man, that was so awkward!'

'I know, i was so like Awksey Daisies'

by Connie M&M December 5, 2011

Daisuke Kambe

Daisuke Kambe is so hot, he got all the weebs simping before the first episode was even released.

That guy? Oh that's Daisuke Kambe.
Its time to simp.

by Simp69 April 13, 2020

Daisy Bell

A wholesome song about a man that is half crazy for a woman named Daisy, and they're gonna get married. She wanted a stylish marriage with a carriage but the guy couldn't afford them.

It was sung by IBM 7094, the first computer to sing.

TikTok made that version of the song creepy as well.

1: Do you know about Daisy Bell?
2: Yeah! It's a very nice and wholesome song.

by DylanTheDiamondFella April 26, 2023

Lump the dachshund

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.

Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene

by Gallerist January 8, 2021