customer care

Meeting the expectations of the customers and giving them more than what they expected.

Example:

BUY 1 GET 1 FREE....so on..

by azhar February 16, 2005

customer service representative

1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.

There is no such thing as a customer service representative anymore.

by farria87 November 3, 2008

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

Customer Care Manager

A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.

A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.

Universally hated by all

Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?

Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah

Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!

by lord lettuce farquah houston September 13, 2011

crystomerge

The phenomenon where adjacent crystallites merge under extreme temperature or pressure conditions resulting in larger crystallite(s) was first bought to public attention in early 2023 by Scottsdale Mint selling blue silver into a worldwide squeeze. However before Scottsdale the technology was applied by the Space Research Institute to make more than clear aluminum and terrahertz transistors via nitrogen and boron inclusions in doped carbon interfaces, initially slated to be released to the general public in 2030s however due to ongoing (failing) depopulation attempts clever together is pushing up the timeline for open eyes.

LENR Crystomerging is how the crystal city was built before the politicians of the day lobotomized Uzza (to support a world order contradicting logic) leading to the death of 500 billion.

A silver crystomerge of that size has at least 72 hours at 1800f. No wonder the premiums are so high on the kilo bars.

by AnnTyVax December 25, 2022

EA Customer

Dumb asses who buy the same game every year.

Dang, my boi is an EA Customer, buys fifa every year.

by Genesect1024200 September 14, 2019

Rental Car Customer

First definition: One who's reservation is not held.

Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.

That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.

by damissy April 16, 2005