by Fuck me April 16, 2004

An annoying arse helmet douchenozzle that lurks on forums to try bother normal people. Cynics love homosexual acts, especially flamers. They think they are always right even when everyone else tells them they are wrong. They are different to try to draw attention, even if it makes them look like a dick. They are miserable and hate themselves, which is why they deprive themselves of alcohol which would porbably make them happy.
Cynic was a total douche.
by the-great-white-hunter November 24, 2010

The kind of person who tells you to relax, don't panic, the sky is falling but it's gonna be okay. These are the same people claiming to liberate other people. Does anybody really need liberation coming from somebody like that?
The girl wanted people to know she was on their side, she was freeing them from their prison, while locking other people up. She was a cynic to the core, which is why she always preached hypocrisy about positive thoughts.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

A derogatory term for a realist.
I am not a cynic. I simply expect less of people because I know they will always find a way to disappoint me.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021

by Desirae September 14, 2004

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.
--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.
--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.
by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017

Someone who is in love with the idea of Being in love, but believes that logically there is no such thing as love
by Mimzy626 June 27, 2008
