Cynical

someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.

1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.

2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.

The above are cynical examples.

Cynical by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015

Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS) 

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome

To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS) by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011

Cynecstasy 

The feeling of overwhelming joy when you have just said or heard a witty and cynical comment.

Oscar Wilde must have been in cynecstasy all the time!

Cynecstasy by Borodinskaja January 26, 2011

Cynically Optimistic 

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.

--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.

Cynically Optimistic by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017

Cyniah

cyniah is a type of person that is very rare to find. When you have the trust of her you must not take that trust for granted because she can relly give you the world. She puts smiles on the faces of everyone around her. There is no dull moment when you are with her because her personality is too goofy. when is comes to relationships with cyniah she likes attention and loyalty all she wants is for her partner to be 100% with her through thick and thin. Also she tends to have her freaky moments so you have to look out for that. To wrap all of this up when you get your self a cyniah make sure you treat her as amazing as you can because you might not find another like her...

"I wish I could be like cyniah"

Cyniah by Niah20042000 June 14, 2017

cynical romantic 

Someone who is in love with the idea of Being in love, but believes that logically there is no such thing as love

She who loves everything romantic, but doesn't believe in love is a cynical romantic.

cynical romantic by Mimzy626 June 27, 2008

cynicalarious 

So full of doubt about a serious situation that all one can do is laugh uncontrollably.

We shared a cynicalarious moment when we were discussing the apparent absence of any global warming concerns.

cynicalarious by Absurd Is The Word February 15, 2017