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cynical

grumble grumble grumble waahh wahhh everything's got all these shit problems QQ grumble grumble waaahhhh QQ
Dude, you're too cynical.

Fuck the police.
by Magic Todd December 24, 2007
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cynic

a faultfinding captious critic
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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cynical

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by Fuck me April 16, 2004
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cynic

An annoying arse helmet douchenozzle that lurks on forums to try bother normal people. Cynics love homosexual acts, especially flamers. They think they are always right even when everyone else tells them they are wrong. They are different to try to draw attention, even if it makes them look like a dick. They are miserable and hate themselves, which is why they deprive themselves of alcohol which would porbably make them happy.
Cynic was a total douche.
by the-great-white-hunter November 24, 2010
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cynic

a lame ass freak who needs to get a life and a job!!!!!
Charles
or charles you are such a cynic
by Desirae September 14, 2004
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Cynically Optimistic

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.
by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017
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cynical romantic

Someone who is in love with the idea of Being in love, but believes that logically there is no such thing as love
She who loves everything romantic, but doesn't believe in love is a cynical romantic.
by Mimzy626 June 27, 2008
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