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a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
Get the tug-o-war with the Cyclops mug.Eye Wood, or I would. A cyclops has an eye and a tree has wood. It is safe to say cyclops tree in public. It is the equivelent of saying I would smash (a girl or guy)
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by Alucky316 June 3, 2014
Get the cyclopsical mug.when a guy cuts off one of his balls so the other moves to the middle and is now a singular ball rather than two.
person 1: "hey did you hear what happened to jake?"
person 2: "no what happened"
person 1: "he got one of his balls removed and people are calling him cycloball now"
person 2: "no what happened"
person 1: "he got one of his balls removed and people are calling him cycloball now"
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Get the cycloball mug.The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.
It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.
by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007
Get the hunchbacked white eyed cyclops mug.Wanking carried out whilst riding a bicycle through various villages in East Anglia. This can be a solo or team sport. Points are gained for how many villages you manage to wank in.
x: Did you have a good weekend?
y: Bit sore....cyclo wank challenge this weekend, 10 villages mate! Check that out!
x: Fucking hell I might try that with the wife this weekend...
y: Bit sore....cyclo wank challenge this weekend, 10 villages mate! Check that out!
x: Fucking hell I might try that with the wife this weekend...
by Dicksplatlia June 3, 2007
Get the cyclo wank challenge mug.1) noun: a person who bikes in extremes such as traffic, twisty roads without sidewalks, the middle of winter, etc.
2) noun: a person who bikes in an aggressive or borderline insane manner.
2) noun: a person who bikes in an aggressive or borderline insane manner.
Alex is a totally cyclopath. He biked all the way around town during that snowstorm!
Jess is a cyclopath! She just knocked down that other biker with her foot and insulted his mother!
Jess is a cyclopath! She just knocked down that other biker with her foot and insulted his mother!
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