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Apocalypse Customer

A hungry customer, usually craving subway, who will brave heavy rain, lightning storms, tornado warnings, tornado sirens, tornadoes, hail, snow storms, sleet, blizzards, meteors pummeling the earth, acid rain, feral dogs, feral cats, zombies, and any general apocalypse scenario to obtain something to eat, most likely a sandwich, even though they should stay. the. fuck. home.
we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.

just wait for the apocalypse customers!
by Armondo72 November 12, 2010
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customer support fever

Customer Support Fever is a type of ethnic sex fever, similar to Jungle Fever ("Once you go black, you never go back") or Turban Fever ("It's the oil"). Indians are the targeted group. The name comes from the people normally manning (or womaning) call centers.
"I must have customer support fever cause I'm intentionally downloading viruses just to hear that sweet Indian accent asking me if I have the monitor plugged in."
by ared38 November 17, 2007
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Customer Care

Listening to your customer's issue with empathy and then with knowledge, assisting your customer to a satisfactory resolution for her/him and the company you represent in a postive and friendly fashion.
Customer care is a concept of how to treat a customer no matter what the issue. Treat the person as you yourself would like to be treated.
by Linda N. December 14, 2008
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Customer

A person who is unable to troubleshoot. They generally lack in both motivation and ability, making them unable to solve their own problems. Combined with the unreasonable expectation that "Things should just work!", this make it very unpleasant to interact with them.
"WHERE IS THE TROUBLESHOOT, CUSTOMER?" - Alex
by n0netrickpony December 9, 2019
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customer confusion

A state of utter misunderstanding where a client is misinformed by themselves as to the specifications of a product for which they pay.

Most commonly associated with items that have ambiguous meanings, where the client did not take the time to properly investigate a word, or question a sentence.

Symptoms of customer confusion may include:

Paranoia
Mania
Superiority Complex
An exaggerated sense of veracity
Usage of words the client may not be entirely familiar with

Customer confusion is often an untreatable, but sometimes temporary, psychiatric illness. The most common medication, with varying degrees of effect on the illness, is known as customer compensation. This involves providing the confused customer with a portion of a product, or a copy of a product, free of charge, in hopes that it will compensate them for any loss they believe to have incurred through the purchase of your product. In other cases, a full refund may be given, or credit at a store given, instead.

There is no known cure for severe customer confusion.
Client: Why do I only have 5,000,000,000 bytes of data? I'm supposed to have 5,368,709,120 bytes of data!
Supplier: We use the hard drive manufacturer's standard unit size for data measurement.
Client: This is unacceptable! This is fraud! You are defrauding your entire customer base!
Supplier: Sir, I'm sorry, but your contract with us clearly stated that we use this data measurement unit for our products.
Client: But on my computer, data is measured in units of 1024!
Supplier: I'm sorry, but we don't refer to the measurement unit used by software to measure the size of our disks; we use the hard drive manufacter's standard unit size.
Client: I want a refund!
Supplier: I'm afraid we cannot refund you for a used product. We can however either supply you with credit towards your account or supply you with another disk.
Client: Oh, ok. I'll take another disk.

Detailed in the above example is a common case of customer confusion, where a diskette's size is measured in units of 1000 bytes to a kilobyte, 1000 kilobytes to a megabyte and 1000 megabytes to a gigabyte.
by SibSpi January 4, 2008
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customer care

Meeting the expectations of the customers and giving them more than what they expected.
Example:

BUY 1 GET 1 FREE....so on..
by azhar February 16, 2005
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customer service representative

1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.
by farria87 November 3, 2008
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