Compassionate Conservative

One with mostly conservative views but who wants to differentiate themselves from the more hard-line conservatives of old.

Robin Williams: Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

by nycemt83 July 21, 2007

cuckservative

An unconsciously liberal, emasculated "conservative" who, along with avowed liberals and disguised liberals (neoconservatives), derives his greatest pleasure from furiously cranking it in the corner while watching Paco, Jamal, and Abdul gang rape Lady Liberty.

As a Jack Kemp Republican and thus a pitiful virtue-signaling cuckservative desperate for the approval of both avowed and disguised liberals, Congressman Paul Ryan lusts for "comprehensive immigration reform"; that is, for giving amnesty to millions upon millions of third-worlders at the expense of actual Americans.

by Alphonsus Jr. March 31, 2017

neo-conservative

Unlike traditional conservatives (who advocate small, gradual change), neo-cons advocate the use of force, manipulation and deception to radically change social policy BACK to the repressive pre-1960s days, while keeping the economy free-market thus enabling large corporations to take over the world.

Burn, you filthy, lying, stinking neo-con shitbag.

by James O'Brien August 29, 2005

Liberal Conservative

Someone who doesn't get involved with politics, but is a "free spirit who stands by their morals"

He's so outgoing and fun to be around but at the end of the day stands by his beliefs. Prime example of a Liberal Conservative!

by Modern Socrates X June 18, 2011

conservative

1) One who espouses a political philosophy based on tradition and social stability, stressing established institutions, and preferring gradual development to abrupt change.

2) One who believes in less government being better government.

3) One who believes in such "outmoded" ideas as civil liberties (freedom of speech, separation of church and state, right to keep and bear arms, that kind of thing)

4) One for whom the Republican Party no longer truly speaks.

5) a word that today's so-called "conservatives" don't know the definition of.

"Today's so-called 'conservatives' don't even know what the word means. They think I've turned liberal because I believe a woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right. It's not a conservative issue at all." -- Barry Goldwater

by Barry Goldwater is turning over in his grave at yo August 12, 2003

Spend and Borrow Conservative

Where the Conservatives refuse to raise taxes but continue to spend more than they have so then borrow from other countries like China until the deficit is more than can ever be paid back.

The Spend and Borrow Conservatives (Republicans) cut taxes for the rich then make a war that costs billions a month, in order to pay for the war they borrow from China.

The Spend and Borrow Conservatives make all kinds of rules for the schools then don't fund them, after all why not just borrow the money from someone else, thats the spend and borrow way.

by SLCB October 7, 2008

Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling

Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.

The Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling makes me want to help start a new fresh revolution.

by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT August 7, 2018