cumturd

cumturd-noun:A byproduct of a male individual having unprotected sexual relations with his partner's rectum.The partner expells feces after the sex act and invaritably the "load" or semen left inside the small intestine encases the feacal matter in a slimy,gooey sack.This is the cumturd or cummy turd.

"OOOOOOH,dis bitch done went an' had sex wit hah butt;done frittered out a goddamn cumturd!!!"

"Richard,ride that pony and I'll plant a nice cumturd in your glory hole!"

"Oh sweet lord honey;I didn't know you were pregnant!""You was just fuckin' the wrong hole hubby-too-tubby;that's no mutant,it's a cumturd."

by Rezzy2classy August 13, 2006

cumtaminate

To make impure by contact with bodily sexual fluids

also used as cumtaminated, cumtaminating

Don't use "that" towel, it is cumtaminated

by Charles December 8, 2004

cumtwat

a derrogatory term directed toward someone who is stupid or who is a bitch.

you stupid crazy cumtwat!

by squilliam October 3, 2007

cumtard

A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.

Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.

Fiaz is such a cumtard!

by roger August 26, 2004

Cumtastic

a description of something that will make you cum easily. usually a person or a random object (only used with sarcasm). It comes from the word fantastic.

this girls booty is cumtastic!

by fewofhewoghfwiei June 18, 2011

Cumtaster

a servant who tastes the cum before his/her master gives/receives a bj.

Mike wants to be a cumtaster when he grows up.

by hahahahahaahha May 19, 2009

cumthirsty

A state of being where an individual wants to have someone nut down their throat.

Every time Kevin gets high on crack, he gets all horned up and starts asking dudes if he can blow them. What a cumthirsty queer.

by new haven October 15, 2009