go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.

Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*

by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

an action in which you commit suicide by yeeting yourself off a high place and dying(see yeet)

hey I'm about to yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

by DATBOOMGUY December 3, 2019

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

daddy's cummies

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.

"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."

by Serious Chris February 3, 2017

Commit a Toffuxx

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.

Dude, im gonna commit a toffuxx.

by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023

vip itty bitty titty committee

You belong if an AA cup bra is too big for you!

Darn, this 32AA is to big. I guess I'm a vip itty bitty titty committee member!

by wacanda February 14, 2012

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020