cumpuddler

Someone who chooses or even prefers to remain in a puddle of cum after ejaculation performed solo or by another individual.

Babe, you haven't moved an inch from our puddle of cum! You're such a cumpuddler!!

by Dakodah Lorrayne October 31, 2022

Confuddled

Confuddled means offering advice in an arrogant and condescending ''I'm better than you'' manner, often on ebay.

He did a 'confuddled'

He gave you advice that was probably right but was delivered in a way that makes you not want to take it.

by Malachys August 2, 2006

confuddled

the act of being so confused that you suffer from amnesia

the man became confuddled after the computer told him the answer to life was 47.

by Aleah L. January 8, 2009

Confuddlefucked

A confused state of mind and or being.

A messy area.

Someone who is by chosing or not fugly and thinks they are the bomb-diggity.

I was confuddlefucked.

Man that stuffs confuddlefucked.

Hey bra, that "chick" is confuddlefucked.

by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

confuddled

confused, unsure, or bewildered

Girls such as Kristen confuddled Eric.

by BigSlappy December 25, 2010

Confuddled

Vv confused or confused aw eh time. A made up eh word n now aw ma pals use it, so it's basically a Scottish word.

"He's so confuddlin" or "Am confuddled"

by abbie170903 April 22, 2017

confuddled

When one is so confused, they are not only confused but are befuddled as well

Man, that test had me so confuddled.

by wordwizz18 December 9, 2017