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Cummer's Remorse

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "
by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009
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cumberlot

1. a word used to describe something that is more cumber than cumbersome

2. a word describing something with a high cumber factor
M: This homework is cumbersome.
J: I might even go so far as to say that it is cumberlot.
by maxjeff January 1, 2008
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cumderwear

A woman's underwear that, after sex without a condom, begins to fill with semen that was not fully drained out when she went to the bathroom immediately following coitus.
Man: "That was some great sex."
Woman: "BRB, gotta empty out."
5 minutes later.....man and woman go out to get some coffee...
Woman: "It is still dripping! Now I have cumderwear! Ugh"
Man: <laughs>
by SteveW123 April 30, 2010
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Cumberland Valley High School

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.
Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
by whitekidwhoactsblack April 21, 2018
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Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.
Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.
by BryanNi February 11, 2021
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Cumblr

A tumblr that consists of erotic pictures and gifs
Person: Cumblr, is that like a Tumblr for porn?
by Tumblr grl January 6, 2012
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cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.
"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."
by billebllunt September 25, 2014
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