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Khaki-Clench

1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.

2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream
Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"
by RagDale February 27, 2011
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Groin clench

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure because she can't properly fud herself as the situation is too public or she is just too tired.

Often referred to as a minge twinge
Example 1:

Man, Dave Grohl's pretty hot. Pretty damn hot. I'll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there's way too many people on this damn bus to get proper involved with myself.

Example 2:
A: Girl, you want to get out of this club?
B: Babe, I'm groin clenching at the though of it!
A: Oh Baby! Hummuna Hummuna!

Example 3:
That boy in that advert is pretty hot. I think he deserves some special attention but it's been a long day so he'll just get a groin clench or two.
by VIPizzle April 21, 2011
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cuenca

Anything leaving one speechless due to its greatness. Witty, clever, smart, charming, fabulous and hysterical all at the same time.
Wow, that presentation was fabulous! you sure are a Cuenca.
Natalia is looking pretty Cuenca right about now.
by Ailatan January 4, 2009
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Chencho

An up and comming slang term used for fatass people, men or women.
I went to Mcdonalds and this Chencho infront of me ordered 7 Big Macs with extra mayo.
by el compa chuy November 7, 2012
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Cuenca

1. The epitome of coolness.
2. Coolness that rivals with ancient dieties like Zeus n shit
3. Being so cool that not even the person who defined the word cool is as cool as you
4. Having the ability to walk into a room and take everyone's cookies and not recieving any opposition because you're cool like that
Man did you hear that new B.T. track? That shit was CUENCA!
by Big Harry October 23, 2007
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cuenco

cuenco is a spanish word for earthern jars. it can also mean a place that has a dip such as the faminine counterpart that is cuenca, a valley that is really low.
by renyco November 6, 2003
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clench

adj. - When you have little time to do something; close; difficult.

Not to be confused with what you do to with your ass cheeks to prevent poop from involuntarily exiting.
"We have to be there in 5 minutes, it's gonna be pretty clench."

"I have all day surfing lessons for the next few weeks; my schedule is pretty clench right now."

"The exam had so much on it I barely finished. It was pretty clench."
by poopmasterappleseedbingboi April 28, 2011
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