Cuban

A person from Cuba who is stereotyped ALOT. most of them are 'chusmas', but some are actually classy, wealthy people.

We talk loud and sometimes are annoying, but people love us anyways. we love our family and always have food to offer.

Their abuelitas always feed them, even if they are 1000 pounds.

Cubans are white, black, mulato, and chinese.
Cubans ALWAYS have the best food (croquettas, picadillo, carne con papa, abondigas, etc.) and their bread is the SHITT.

Most Cuban men/guys are cocky and arrogant, and even being a Cuban, i admit it. The old men usually talk loud and say "OYE" with a nasaly voice.

About 90% of miami is made up of cubans, but not all came from little banana boats. (my family came on a plane)
Alot of cubans own farmacias, and live in Hialeah.

Cuban: Oye eat some picadillo!
Person: STOP YELLING !
Cuban: I'm not this is my whisper!

Person: oh well i'm not hungry
Cuban: ok i'll feed you anyways.

by PinoyCubana November 18, 2011

cuban mayonnaise

A mixture of semen and fecal matter.

After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.

by mastodon64 March 14, 2015

Cuban Hair Dryer

The action of expelling a large flatulence whilst recieving felatio, causing the givers hair to be wafted outward as if they were using a hair dryer! R

Dude, Kim was giving me the greatest head known to man, I was in such a state of euphoria, I let one slip and totally gave her a "Cuban Hair Dryer

by Dick Whispers December 2, 2010

cubanita

1. Intellegent, attractive and sweet females that are fiery dancers, speak rapidly and take your breath away!
2. Bluntly, the best people to know!

People:Ya'll are so awesome!
Twinz: What do you expect, we're Cubanitas!

by Irene Ruiz May 6, 2005

Cubing Off

(v.)The act of solving the Rubix Cube in front of others at inappropriate times.

Mr. G, our Rubix Cube Club sponsor, was cubing off on the stage in the middle of the award's ceremony.

by E-dawg. October 21, 2008

cubanidad

One's sense of having a Cuban identity as a descendant of Cuban immigrants in the diaspora. Alternatively, the degree to which one identifies with Cuban culture.

Pedro: How do you determine your cubanidad?
Faustino: Well I feel my cubanidad is grounded in my parents' experience of immigration from Cuba, and their struggle to start over in Miami.
Felipe: My cubanidad is less political than that, and more about the culture--dancing, music, food.
Pedro: So I guess there's both political and cultural components to my cubanidad. But more importantly, nobody can define your cubanidad for you. You have to feel your way through it, as a member of the Cuban people.

by CubanP June 17, 2013

Cuban cum shot

After a Cuban male cums on a woman's face he shoots her in the face and yells "viva el revolution " and runs away.

Jose said this woman is fine as shit but she's one of Castro's ... perfect time for a Cuban cum shot.

by Rolling a Mexican October 10, 2017