Cubicle Bomb

This is were you enter another co-workers cubicle and rip ass in their cubicle, leaving it to rot and it becomes trapped.

Hey John, Larry doesn't know it yet, but I just dropped a cubicle bomp on him.

by Jimmy Hat August 24, 2003

cubicle creeper

a fag who walks by your cubicle and trys to sneakily peek into it, but of course they look away as soon as you look back.
like what the fuck!

guy walks by and looks into your cubicle
DUDE WTF!! You cubicle creeper!

by discontentedcubicleite May 9, 2011

Cubicle Abortion

n. A firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. The act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office space.

The third quarter report at Brad's company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Cubicle Crack

Any one of many heart palpitation inducing energy drinks consumed by techies that enable them with super-human bit-flipping capabilites.

Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Rock Star, No Fear, etc...

Cubicle Crack is generally used to increase and maintain one's alertness during and for the period of one work day.

See bit-flipping

by rud3 80y July 26, 2007

Johnny Cubicle

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.

"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".

by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018

cubicle art

Cartoons, Pictures, and other documents placed on the walls of a cubicle to counteract the mind-numbing creativity sucking corporate grey or beige that drain your will to live.

"I had to take down my cubicle art because my boss said, "being an individual is not ok"."

by wg dh January 30, 2014

cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA

"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."

by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016