When you invest everything in crypto thinking you are going to get rich only to be fucked over and lose everything to Whales, Bots, and CryptoMessiah.
Man, I thought it was going great, but losing the house and everything for my kids future was a major Cryptorgasm.
by M.Markes September 2, 2021
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Degen 1: Who is that group of people over there with so many NFTs and ETH?
Degen 2: How do you not know? Thats the CryptoCartel!
Cartel Members: !FAMFAM
Degen 2: How do you not know? Thats the CryptoCartel!
Cartel Members: !FAMFAM
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Normal person: Lolz you just bought a bunch of cryptomanure.
Normal person: Lolz you just bought a bunch of cryptomanure.
by A bunch of random letters January 23, 2022
Get the cryptomanure mug.The first cryptocarrier was invented by Helium, you essentially pay people across the US to have access to the internet and phone calls instead of paying AT&T or Verizon.. oh also.. you can mine crypto from your phone while streaming Netflix!
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