Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

CryptMC

A very dead minecraft server with toxic factions such as Ziper and Milk. The owner didn't do anything expect receiveing money from the server first day of release.

Cryptmc is gay

by MinecraftServerDefintions September 26, 2019

Cryptic

People love the word cryptic...it is unknown why and no one cares either.

I found some cryptic shit...what?

by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020

crypticzalio

a very cool chad, very nice and very powerful...destined man named alex here to conquer the world

did you see crypticzalio?? he outblacked me today

by PoopMasterXD October 14, 2020

Cryptic

Og pro player that every og players know! His sens in c ops is just horrible, the worst sens tbh, too much high, God of flicks but worst sniper player...

Cryptic

by Obzerps December 7, 2020

Cryptic

Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.

Cryptic is very hot
Cryptic is MARRIED to Liz
If Cryptic were to divorce Liz she would riot

by Anonmommy January 31, 2021

cryptic

a clan made by a 12 year old girl gamer the clan is made for her favorite games thats goes by nba 2k21 and fortnite , people in the clan can play many other games but her main focus are those two games

cryptic valid is goated at 2k

by clan cryptic February 15, 2021