Wearing pants for days repeatedly without underwear and throwing them in with the rest of the washing load, as if no one will notice.
by Quellio August 28, 2006
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Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.
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Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.
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Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.
by Alfsonso Muzan November 12, 2010
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The skid marks on a woman's panties caused by vaginal discharge which tends to dry and look like the combination of both a traditional skid mark and rock candy. Having the slight odor of urine, cum and rotted fish. This is one sign that the female in question has Gash Rash and is someone you may not want to go down on (for fear of growing hair on your tongue) or have sex with (at least not without wearing 10 condoms). Mostly prevalent at raves, strip clubs and Grateful Dead or Phish shows.
I went to the strip club and this dancer asked me to take her home and give it to her good. I was really looking forward to the sex until I pulled her g-string off with my teeth and saw the Crusty Snot Trough on the inside of the material.
by DJ Fuzzynutz January 9, 2011
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Get the crusty omlet mug.The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.
See Godwin's Law.
See Godwin's Law.
He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.
OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009
Get the Crusty's Law mug.When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010
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