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Cervelt Cruster

When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.
Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
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Crusticle

noun; A wad, cone, or mass of crust.
After leaving your socks on for long periods of time, crusticles begin to form between your toes.
by LolPhayul May 29, 2011
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Crushies

Acting like a dumb bitch, which a huge stomach ache from butterflies towards your crush - and it really fucking sucks !
Girl likes boy but can’t talk to him because of the crushies
by Kyle and the special one September 7, 2018
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Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.
Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
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custie

Short for 'customer'- drug dealer slang used to denote either a customer in general or a customet who would pay higher then average prices for the drugs. Can also be used a s a verb 'to custie someone'.

'Super' is often added to strengthen the word (ie a supercustie)
Mike is such a custie...he paid $60 for this eighth of weed.

As verb: I totally custied Mike. He got custie.
by P-town really oldskool March 18, 2004
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custie

A poser. Someone who goes to a "jamband" show yet doesn't know anything about the band, goes to the show because its deemed cool, has subwoofers that play 50 Cent all day in their SUV, wears the stereotypical hippy clothing, and makes fun of people who talk about 'positive vibes' and 'positive energy.' This describes, in essence, 95% of all Widespread Panic fans and also would be appropriate terminology for 80% of the crowds at Phish shows from 1999 and on.
"Dude, what is Todd doing at this Phish show? That jackass wears polo shirts with flipped up collars and yet today he has flip flops on with patchwork pants and a retro Dead shirt on from 77! Todd wouldn't know good music if it bit him on the ass. What a custie!"
by Jive Turkey April 11, 2005
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cruster

A lowlife, transeint or bum. Usually a person who is stinky and dishevelled in appearance.

A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".
1. Those people who hang out at that dive bar are a bunch of crusters.

2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.
by Paul Della Valle April 22, 2004
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