Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020

Morning crust

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up

Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!

by Conker1 October 05, 2016

Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell

"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"

by glozelluvrz May 03, 2010

elon crust

Elon Crust is one of the 4 major bread gods. He controls the crusty area outside of the bread's center. The other 3 gods and Vladimir Gluten, Mr. Yeast, and Toast Malone.

Pray to Elon Crust as you inevitable death falls upon you.

by frankbeans January 02, 2020

crust muffin

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

by krystal :) May 23, 2018

Bread Crust

Bread (bred), n., (Belonging to Reality and Exploiting Anyone who is Developmental)
Crust (krust), n., (Conforming to Reality with Underlining Superficial Traits)

1) Acronymic phrase referring to the two types of people involved in the mainstream genre. "BREAD" refers to the mainstream media in general and anyone willing to exploit the masses of conformative people looking to "fit in" with the popular crowd (i.e. Eminem, MTV, etc.). "CRUST" refers to the consumers in the industry that are highly influenced by mainstream media and will gullibly conform to any standards set by popular icons.

Thanks to the Bread Crusts, my hope for mankind has diminished.

by Essix April 16, 2005