crunkaport

1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind

2) When you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there

Charlie: Dude, how the Fuck did we get here

Benton: We crunkaported here from the Reggie's

by Mrgoodhair February 15, 2009

Crunk Dancing

The term "Crunk" has been attributed a majority towards past African American slang and hold various meanings. It is believed that the use of the term came from the past tense form of the word 'crank', which was sometimes conjugated as 'crunk' in the Southern parts. Thus, if a person, event or party was hyped or 'cranked' - it was said to be 'crunk' in this case. (context credits partial to Wikipedia). This term slowly gained popularity and by the 1990s broke into mainstream success with the movement of modern hip-hop (still particularly in the south). In popular culture, dancing was and is a massive part of the hip-hop movement and a particular type of one of the many unique styles of hip-hop dancing embraced 'the crunk'. This dance involves a 'freestyle' attitude, often shown with an element of aggressive (often catorgorised as 'hardcore') and a 'wild' or natural 'loose' expression. It is characterised as one or several individuals freely moving in synchronization to the hip-hop rhythms or 'beat', yet is not embraced in an organised manner. Often individuals doing 'the crunk' or in the process of 'crunking' is presented with an unsequenced routine, involving rapid hyper-active gestures, particularly the swinging of arms and 'pumping' of fists; as well as sharp movements of the body in a non-intentional or harmful violent fashion.

"That brother over there is doing some hardcore crunking!"
"Have you seen me do 'the crunk'?"
"I love to do me some Crunk Dancing!"

by EvenAlmightyer September 3, 2012

Crunkfest

An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.

Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.

by mr_natas March 23, 2009

Chunky Tomato Bisque

When you bang instantly after giving birth.

Wow that delivery was tough, but I'm definitely ready for a Chunky Tomato Bisque!

by Johnny LaDouché December 12, 2017

Yanky Cranky

A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.

Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky cranky before we go out tonight.

by Red One July 21, 2009

Chunky Nachos

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.

I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!

by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015

chunky boy

a large size gallon jug of iced tea beverage, preferably sold at Wawa, aka the dad of a big nig

Yo let's get some chunky boys and cruise around in the farm truck yo

by MeatSluggg March 25, 2008