crunchfangled

this is when your so drunk that you can't see straight and the world is spinning in ways the human brain cannot comprehend.

dude, i'm so crungfangled it hurts *pukes*

by Dirrty_Girl August 12, 2004

Crunching

Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...

A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.

by GingerBastard1 February 5, 2009

crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009

crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

by fuell December 28, 2005

Crunthing

Slitting your wrist and masterbating until death using your own blood as lubrication

Dennis was found dead in his bathroom from crunthing.

by E-Z-E/Silly Bats July 25, 2011

Crinching

Chewing your cheeks

I was crinching ealier today in the privacy of my home-office.

by chrinchers December 23, 2010

crunchkin

A person who can eat while they're sleeping, especially while stoned. Derived from "crunchy munchy" or "crunchy munchkin," later abbreviated for slang usage.

I looked over and ashley was asleep, but she was eating sun chips! She's a crunchkin!

by Nessa Ray November 6, 2006