Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021

Crum-Ewing

A Boss, a genius, an amazing lover, a man with a huge cock, eats pussy better then any other. simply the best type of man you could be

man o man i wish i could be a Crum-Ewing they get all the ladies and are so fucking cool

by thatguywhoknowsall33 September 21, 2011

crummed sausage

Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.

oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage

by Shanelle January 29, 2006

crum tilda

a fat housekeeper with wretched crumby feet

there are so many crumbs on you feet , you are crum tilda

by oren November 6, 2004

crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Crum

Doug Simone

Doug is a crum

by ALF1000 September 17, 2022

Crum

A mix of all the fluids produced during sexual activity, including shit. This is usually ingested after as a meal.

Hey honey!
Hey!
Let's make some crum for dinner!

by Gaynism May 20, 2018