Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.

I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!

by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017

crummy nuggets

The smaller, flakey nuggets left in a bud storage container

I finished all my good bud and all that's left is crummy nuggets.

by Friples June 26, 2017

Crummy Liter Number Boppers

When you're trying to feed your slave and he calls you a mean guy

slave-"You is a mean guy yo"

Me-Crummy Liter Number Boppers!

by Tan Tan Da Kid October 19, 2017

cruddy duddy

A guy who scoops up your bitches after you've fucked them, but still has respect for them

John: "Man he's a real cruddy duddy"

by BigBoiCruddy April 20, 2018

crummy dummy

A stupid dumbass who dresses poorly.

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 22, 2018

crumbycrats

The rich liberal elites who do nothing for our country but complain and whine.

Look at those crumbycrats on tv voting and speaking against everything the president is trying to doing to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

by rockerbox March 3, 2018

CRUMDIDDLE

IT BE A NEW WORD FOR POKEMONS

BRO HAVE YOU HEARD NINTENDO IS CHANGING THE NAME OF THE POKEMON GAMES TO CRUMDIDDLE

by krumdiddle December 7, 2018