crucifictor

A guy who nails your Christian girlfriend when you're away

"Matt is such a crucifictor"

by Autmcdream December 22, 2018

crucifks

a ankle biter, someone who acts like a chihuahua.

woah you act just like crucifks

by a future milf June 18, 2021

crucifiction

The fake story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, so named because it is not supported by any other source than the Bible.

A. "Hey, it's Good Friday. Have I told you the good news about the crucifixion?"
B. "You mean the crucifiction? Get back to me when you've got proof."

by CardenB666 April 15, 2022

Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.

Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.

by DaEif November 19, 2015

Gonan Crusify

A word used when “Gonna Crucify” gets misspoken

Friend 1: I love watching these movies

Friend 2: I gotta watch some, you’re Gonan Crusify me
Friend 1: GONAN CRUSIFY?

by Maegix October 2, 2021

The Crucifix

A sexual position that can be performed with a very petite woman or small person and a strong man. The woman stands with her arms out to the side, the man holds her up from her arms and penetrates from the rear. She will be held up in the air much like a crucifx.

Remember that really small girl from the bar? I pulled off The Crucifix on her!

by Medina AKA Lex December 12, 2018

sexual crucifixion

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.

"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."

by Misteur E January 13, 2020