Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game created by Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The game consists of people crawling around in the night on the floor of a dark room together like worms in sleeping bags, one would assume.

The game has been played by Charlie Kelly for years according to an old friend "Schmitty", who also suggests it be taken up a notch with the implementation of blankets, “They could be the dirt!” Frank enthuses. “Or a force field,” Schmitty suggests. Charlie dislikes the idea saying it is an “imagination-based game".

Why do we never play night crawlers anymore, HUH?!?

by Jake Jawesome July 1, 2011

Crowder

A male person who would abandon his friends to pick up nickels in a corn field and dumpster pump with Ben Shapiro in Los Angeles. While picking up the nickels, Glenn Beck is usually standing behind, ready to lift the dress and sodomize the crowder when he bends over. He's definitely not gay, but he loves to admire the male body while simultaneously ignoring his supermodel wife's plea for children.

Dude, when I was driving through Iowa, I saw a crowder that I thought was a scarecrow being dry humped by a fat colonel sanders looking gay guy.

by homerolieo June 10, 2019

Crowder

1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. Similar to people who talk when they piss

"Dammit Michael, stop being such a Crowder!"

by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008

belly crawler

This a stereotype or type of person. A person who may have once rode a wild horse or was a teacher. this person is often reffered to as a rhino or cougar. broke due to constant overindulgence . borrow or mooch when in need of something. has bad credibility or committing to some of their word. said to be a liar at times. usually works part time . many belly crawlers work at night because its said to be less stressful, more relaxing. also known as the lowest of the lowest form of a person. scum or one who back talks others. this type of person may bicker or flail for fun or both. this type of person is often a collector of things. partakes in weekly meetings if chairman is present. likes a good boast/conversation. Always on time but work performance does match their attendance shown. this type of person is a belly crawler.

"the chairman is gone today, what about the safety meeting he told us to attend. anyone got 20 bucks? Ill pay you back. The gal with the black hair is expecting me and I need something. ill be back later." person leaves to see the gal. after the person leaving someone says "that person borrowed money from me never paid back but still had means to pay others back. promised me repayment months ago. now its almost new years. They are being such a belly crawler. doing exactly what they claimed not to idolize."

by nightshifters of chairman bob December 29, 2013

pole crawler

An ugly stripper, a fat stripper

YO dude that pole crawler has quite the mug on her !!!

by Joe LaRussa July 23, 2006

Crowder effect

The Crowder effect is a phenomenon whereby any attempt to sound intelligent or humorous has the unintended consequence of making yourself appear continuously more and more stupid. It is named after Steven Crowder.

"That dude sounds dumber every time he opens his mouth"

"It's the Crowder effect, man"

by Leinad4400 November 1, 2019

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019