while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.
I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...
by Tiner Chen April 21, 2009
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Noun- Used to describe a man who is acting strange, sneaky, or out of place from reality. The person may also regularly take it from behind
by Chuck TT Williams December 3, 2010
Get the Chochman mug.When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.
" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
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Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
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Get the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon mug.sex move; where the male sexual organ flys through the air, then later hovers above the woman counter part. after done so the weiner jolts into the womans vaginal cavity and squirts his manlyhood and purple liquids into her wee wee hole, after doing so the correct way to finish is a slap in the face by the male weiner (the smurf) while doing so he says " you like that don't you bitch..."
the woman then proceeds to yelp "give it to me baby, i want your cock in my wee wee hole!"
the woman then proceeds to yelp "give it to me baby, i want your cock in my wee wee hole!"
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