Craft and shaft

Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.

Ryan, Sam, Joe

Craft and shaft?

by Craft and shafter September 27, 2019

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

CRAFT

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”

by AKACroatalin January 10, 2016

CRAFT Disease

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".

I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.

by Happy_Hoaxster May 28, 2009

Crott

This term use for expression in corny conversation about boys/girls that we crush on. This term came for indo lingo casual language which adopt from word for jack off. Crotting as a term that we really get into corny conversation.

A: omg! He texted me back an said he like me back!
B: Crott!

by CaptainAhoy October 17, 2016

craft nazi

a derogitory term used to discribe martha stewart.;also used to discribe anyone too involved in home crafts.

"dude, martha's such a craft nazi!"
"ill make these damn pants how i want too, you freakin craft nazi!"

by thajesters September 26, 2003

Craft syndrome

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?

I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.

by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010