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The Boston Citizen

The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.
"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."
by Skanago:g August 31, 2018
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citizen of a State

1. Recognized in the Constitution of the United States of America at Sec 1, Cla 1 of the 14th Amendment and Art IV, Sec 2, Cla 1.

2. Thus, in any State of the Union, there are two State citizens, a citizen of a State, under Art IV, Sec 2, Cla 1 of the Constitution, and also a citizen of a State (and a citizen of the United States), under Sec 1, Cla 1 of the 14th Amendment:

“The bill filed in the Circuit Court by the plaintiff, McQuesten, alleged her to be ‘a citizen of the United States and of the State of Massachusetts, and residing at Turner Falls in said State,’ while the defendants Steigleder and wife were alleged to be ‘citizens of the State of Washington, and residing at the city of Seattle in said State.’ “ Statement of the Case, Steigledger v. McQuesten: 198 U.S. 141 (1905).

“The averment in the bill that the parties were citizens of different States was sufficient to make a prima facie case of jurisdiction so far as it depended on citizenship.” Opinion, Id, at 142.

3. The only difference between them is that a citizen of a State, under Art IV, Sec 2, Cla 1 of the Constitution, is one born in a State of the Union; that is a native born citizen:

“Joseph A. Iasigi, a native born citizen of Massachusetts, was arrested, February 14, 1897, on a warrant issued by one of the city magistrates of the city of New York, as a fugitive from the justice of the State of Massachusetts.” Iasigi v. Van De Carr: 166 U.S. 391, at 392 (1897).
Usage

I am a citizen of a State; under Article IV, Section 2, Clause 1 of the Constitution of the United States of America, domiciled in the State of California.

I am a citizen of a State; under Section 1, Clause 1 of the Fourteenth Amendment, residing in the State of Georgia.
by Big Generator January 8, 2011
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Senor Citizen

I think Pablo's too old to work in the garden anymore. He's become a real Senor Citizen.
by SJ@24 July 11, 2009
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Favorite Citizens

A phrase to express a friendship which is beyond the borders of 'best friends'
Heather and Erin were Favorite Citizens until a little witch came along and fucked shit up.
by Tittypop December 4, 2009
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natural citizen

noun

is a term that which refers to all species which are members of natural society or the natural order of things (nature natural realm).
all species of man, mammal, and animal etc. are natural citizens of natural society.
by Baron Neville June 19, 2017
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senior citizen

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.
Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.
by Nick D September 25, 2003
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Star Citizen

a open world space game that has been in development for a long time and still in development. buying a really good ship will cost you a real $300 or more depends what you want. Just buy elite dangerous instead of star citizen
by Person #37878678 January 21, 2019
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