Half-Life Crisis

That overwhelming emptiness you feel upon completion of any of the Half-Life games.

Man, I just finished Half-Life 2 and now I have nothing to do. I feel so empty. I think I'm going through a Half-Life crisis.

by Cypher Seven July 24, 2012

Criminalien

a person who has entered the U.S. illegally, mainly from Mexico, occasionally Central or South America, and is a burden to society, i.e., here to commit crimes and exploit the benefits offered to legal citizens which are earned through paying city, state, and federal taxes. :)

"....and it is estimated that a half-billion dollars are spent every year on these criminaliens for emergency services, welfare, WIC programs, incarceration, graffiti-removal, et cetera, in California alone."

Thanks to 'criminaliens' even black and white Californians now know how to park on their front lawns and create candle-memorials at all fatal, auto accident sites. Gracias.

by Jessica Alba, ex-mexican January 27, 2010

mid-day crisis

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.

"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."

by belikecat January 9, 2010

mid-day crisis

When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.

When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.

by whereismymind? May 11, 2010

smoke criminal

A common phrase used to refer to Jack Yip AKA Stewie2K who plays professional CounterStrike. He got the alias after appearing on the ESEA scene where he was infamous for pushing through smokes, surprising veteran CS players, whom had never seen such aggression on CS in a long time.

Stewie2K is back at it again, the smoke criminal, pushing through HIS OWN smoke.

by TheDefinitionNazi March 1, 2018

Cristina

An amazing person who will have your back and make you laugh a ton

Cristina is so sweet

by Truestuff785 December 22, 2019

war criminal

someone that commits crimes related to war

matthew morrison is a war criminal. he destroyed the amazon

by matthew morrison hate account October 31, 2020