Cripple Mode

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.

"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"

"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

Crippie

A physically handicapped hippie

That crippie’s chair is really squeaky, I don’ t think he has oiled his wheels since Woodstock.

by DopeyBoyRon May 11, 2018

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

cripple kid

Chloe Sherman

Chloe Sherman is a cripple kid because her toe moved

by Diane Sherman January 11, 2022

Cripple sticks

A term for crutches

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks

by Starburst jellybean February 8, 2022