croppled

extremely high, drunk, or otherwise messed up. Originally a mistake when typing crippled.

"OMG that last bowl croppled me!"

by Kitney April 13, 2007

Cripple toed

Referring to one who is absolutely inebriated and incoherent

Man did you see Billy last night at the bar?? He was cripple toed!!!

by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016

cripplefuck

when you lose your virginity in a wheelchair.

Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."

by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016

CrIpPLe GaNG

A Bahamian based gang that consist of ass eaters,retards, and at the same time most if them are dead inside.

Hey aint that CrIpPLe GaNG there, we should prepare thy ass now for what's to come.

by EndMySuffering-1 January 14, 2018

Cripplejack

A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.

If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.

At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!

Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.

by Super Visible May 5, 2021

Cripple lip

The aching or pain that occurs after long pussy eating sessions, usually occurring around the jaw area and is said to be very painful, but 100% worth it.

Ugh fucking hell, this cripple lip is killing me! where the hell is the tylenol?

by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016