cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

crippler

to fuck a girl so hard that its hard for her to walk after

dude she's walking funny, did you give her a crippler?

by AbiNurse August 14, 2007

crumpler

n. (krum-pler)

A very sweet, sexy move that the ladies are sure to enjoy. Simply put: the ring and pinkie fingers in the butt hole, the index finger in the vagina. Its way more pleasurable than the shocker (so I've heard) because it leaves your index finger free to flex and gives some serious backdoor penetration at the same time.

"I hit that girl with the crumpler last night and she loved it!"

by Brosti December 28, 2005

Slipped me a crippler

To get passed duff information that causes severe embarrassment.

Sorry mate I thought you were gay. Steve really slipped me a crippler there.

by Ralph King February 20, 2009

Slip Him A Crippler

The artform of sneaking up behind someone, pulling the back of his pants over his head whilst raising your knee up between his leg rapidly.

Stealth wedgy cripple slipper!
Slip him a crippler & watch from a distance!

by Squapstars October 17, 2011

Crumpler

A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.

I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.

by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008

Crippler Crossface

The move that killed Daniel Benoit!

OMG Chris Benoit killed Daniel Benoit with the crippler crossface

by Jack Lewis September 16, 2007