hop on criminality

a term for when you feel like giving yourself stage 5 cancer tumors

i just found out my stage 3 wasn't terminal, wanna hop on criminality?

by Wayyllon August 17, 2021

chimique

Chimique (french pronounciation) is an adjective used when object, individual, situation or other is bizarre, strange, disturbing, repulsive, sickening, nauseating. Depending on the situation, chimique is used to underline the ''weirdness'' of a situation, individual or object.

This guy is chimique.
Your apartment is chimique.

Your face is chimique.

Today is pretty chimique.

by mersauce December 18, 2011

criminee

expression of aghast or disbelief almost always in conjunction with Jesus.

Jesus criminee, where'd you get that outfit?

Jesus criminee, who do you think you are?

by Karen Shelton in SLC December 27, 2008

criminal smart

Extremely clever or intelligent, to the point of scariness. Used by parent to refer to a child who figures things out and gets into mischief. May be analogous to the more familiar term "wicked", a paradoxical intensifier, as in "wicked good".

"David is criminal smart. He got into the computer and reformatted the hard drive."

by Hank S May 23, 2008

criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.

LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.

by mike87111 July 2, 2011

crimis

The short and lazy way of saying Chirstmas.

If you're tired and someone asks you what happens on 12/25 you would say "uhh, crimis"

by SG-014 December 26, 2018

Crimid

not swag cringe and also balls

that is a crimid teenager

by Oliboi134 August 22, 2023