Crepitate

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.

My Rice Krispies crepitate every morning.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

crept on

To jump, ambush or beat somebody down.

Check yo self nigga 'fore you get yo ass crept on!!

by MF SPOCK March 27, 2007

French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014

Creptoose

Trippy, psychedelic, or radical.

Some hippies are very creptoose.

by Jacobean December 9, 2008

crepetonite

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.

They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!

by pentozali January 14, 2008

Crepe au beure

French expression that means bullshit. Used mostly in Canada. Used to express the fact that you think what the other said is not true

Bob: J'ai 3 dinosaurs chez moi! (I have 3 dinosaurs at home)
Gogette: Crepe au beure! (Bullshit)

by JamboMasta January 29, 2009

CREPIT

A foolish person with limited social cognitive abilities and low EQ who believes they know everything and are right even when they are clearly wrong.

Will argue the total opposite of what you are saying for the sake of having an argument and/ or being right.

Idiot fool moron a total git

Mary: "The sky is a lovely shade of blue today"
Crepit: "The sky isn't blue it's green"

by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019