Before He Cheats

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!

"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."

by Super Tips March 24, 2023

Sweet Creature

CLEARLY a larry song made by the one and only harry edward styles and it is in his album HS1. harry wrote this song about louis tomlinson and some people are not smart enough to understand it.

person: what is your favourite song from harry styles’?
me: UMMM ITS A FUNNY THING.... I’VE NEVER BEEN ASKED ABOUT IT DIRECTLY.... *crying in a cool way* but if i had to choose it would be sweet creature because it is a larry song and i love it like louis and harry love each other. i would do a whole lecture about it but it would take me about a year so i am letting you off the hook

by harrysgayvodka January 5, 2021

Daddy is cheat My mother

Mom is Leaving , My dad is not care bout me at all , i continue be a Selfish baby adult no job , Everyday urban dictionary talk trash i been wasting my life 5 years. waste money on collegue

Daddy is cheat My mother

by Whoarereallycare August 31, 2023

This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.

Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...

by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009

Cheater

noun

1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.

2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.

3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.

4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.

The relationship between a cheater and their cheaty is best described through a poem.

Ahem.

The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)

I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim

Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.

by pudgyboymike May 5, 2014

creativist

Noun -- (1) To be a creative activist. (2) To challenge conventionality using art and expressionism as your tools. (3) To creatively enact change.

Ex. #1: Don't Lose Your Day Job is home to creativist's both large and small!

Ex. #2: Kanye West is a creativist with his banned album cover.

by Scruffy McGhee October 21, 2010

Cheating haxxor faggot

A title given for having so much of an adavntage during a any kind of encounter that it feels like cheating.

On one hand you have hedcliff: master of the divine blade. With a defense so impregnable, its earmed him the distinguished title of "Cheating Haxxor Faggot". SAO ABRIDGED EP: 09

by Micro managment January 16, 2021