crack my noodle

a term used to describe the act of making someone else laugh really hard.

for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"

"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."

"Quit cracking my noodle!"

"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."

VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.

by noodlecrackingwHore May 24, 2012

crabknuckle

When you wiggle your fingers to stimulate a woman’s vagina area but keep all of your fingers bent as tight as possible.

The date was going well, but after I started crabknuckling her, it started going really great!

My wife really likes it when I crabknuckle her in the morning.

by jacktoothedmarlin March 15, 2019

Teh Clawk

To have a person suck on your penis and spin her around and around like the hands of a clock.

Gawd damb! I gave that chick Teh Clawk last night.

by Kykwin May 12, 2008

plastic crack

A semi-pejorative term for polystyrene plastic figurines and miniature model kits made for tabletop role-playing games and wargame simulations, particularly the popular Games Workshop Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40,000 lines. The "crack" designation applies in that fans of these types of games seem "addicted" to them like a drug, and crave buying, assembling, and painting the models, spending large amounts of money and time in doing so, and anxiously await the latest, most finely-detailed releases.

Also used self-effacingly and endearingly by samesaid fans of these games with a good sense of humor about their "addiction".

"Oh, man, it's the new Leman Russ Demolisher kit, and it comes with all the main cannon variants...sweet, sweet plastic crack!"

"Garth came into the comic shop this afternoon and dropped over $300 on plastic crack. Poor, sad bastard...he must live on soda crackers and peanut butter."

by Heavy4Rending September 30, 2009

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

crack me up

when someone says something funny and you start laughing uncontrollably you say "YOU CRACK ME UP!"

person 1: he is planning world freckelation!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!

by golden weirdo July 20, 2008

Crack 4 Crack

An unspoken agreement between a man and woman. When drugs are given freely and Sexual favors are given in return.

these woman like to belive there not whores because it the agreement never spoken a loud and they don't take money and there for doesn't count. but they are.

"you got to have crack 4 crack to night "

by not a crack whore February 8, 2010