Crapture

n. (Eng. crap + rapture): the phenomenon of holding in a bowel movement long enough that the urge temporarily goes away.

"Do you still have to take a dump?"
"Naw, man. Must have been taken away by the crapture."

by CrimsonMeme June 30, 2016

cractus

Cractus is when a woman or mans asshole is not waxed and is left prickly

Stacy please wax my cractus, I've got a date tonight.

Or damn you have a mighty fine (booty) but there was too much crafted going on

by Garcherrypie December 1, 2016

CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.

CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist

by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010

craptastic

Somthing that is really crappy

My little brother convinced me to buy medel of honor frontline yesterday, and guess what... it's craptastic

by the real quazy_qual March 20, 2004

craptastic

Craptastic is a cross between crappy and fantastic. Craptastic can be used to describe an event so crappy on a large scale, that you just sit back and watch it in all its crappy glory. For instance, your buddy puts his car in the ditch the first day he has it.

Eric: Dude, can you give me a hand?
Corey: With what?
Eric: I kinda put my car in a ditch...
Corey: Where are you at, I'll be there in a few minutes...
--->5 minutes later
Corey: Dude... this is definately a craptastic moment for ya.. Especially cuz I dont have a tow rope!

by Teh Phantom240 December 10, 2008

craptasmashitical

Adjective to describe a movie so poorly concived and implemented that no other word will suffice.

"Wow. The trailer for Pixar's 'Cars' looks quite craptasmashitical."

by heroTop November 5, 2004

crapuscular

Of or referring to poop or fecal matter.

That joke was purely crapuscular!

"what's that horrible smell in the bathroom?" "i don't know, but it's crapuscular!"

by Udderly punny March 23, 2010