Crimer

A person who commits multiple crimes over time but never gets caught.

Man, Steve is such a criminal, he's always breaking the law.

No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2016

Crater Flap

When you are born with your penis hole in the wrong place and surgically have to have another hole poked into the tip of your penis. A Crater Flap is the old hole that was sewed closed.

Hey bro! Did you know that I have a Crater Flap?

by NanTheMemeMan May 7, 2018

Front Crater

A girl with a large muffin top that wears too tight of shirts that displays her huge belly button through her shirt. AKA Front crater

Damn, that chick has a huge front crater. Not to be confused with a front ass.

by indian for pimp June 16, 2010

Boston Creamer

When you put a boston cream donut in front of someones asshole then you put your stiffy through the the cream filled part of the donut and into their butt also with the cream still on your dick. then your continue analing with the cream in their ass and then you cum in their ass. Once you've finished up you eat the cream/cum mix out of their ass.

I took a stop at Krispy Kreme before taking my girl home. I gave her the boston creamer.

by bubbly_sphincter7 November 16, 2014

Platinum Rim Creamer

The act of huffing silver spray paint, then providing an individual with oral sex and/or a rimjob until they orgasm. The activity received its name as it tends to leave a "platinum rim" around both the mouth and the genitals or anus, in addition to the option of a rimjob.

Guy 1: "Dude, she's into some kinky shit."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Like what?"
Guy 1: "Well, last night, she gave me a platinum rim creamer. I still have the ring around my cock!"
Guy 2: "Dude... no way."

by SilentWater August 11, 2010

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015

Country Crammer

The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.

"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."

by Jeffrey Day January 30, 2007