The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain
Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.
by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018
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by premature E September 8, 2013
Get the craining out mug.Cranor is another name for having Anal with a girl in the ninja-like "crane" position, while shouting out Chinese Proverbs. VERB
by MYsteryyyyyyy February 9, 2010
Get the Cranor mug.a 26 year old war criminal with major depressive disorder who wont stfu about his dead wife and refuses to get a therapist
1: craigory is crying over his dead wife again...
2: thats too bad, he refuses to get therapy.
3: to craigory MURDERER!
2: thats too bad, he refuses to get therapy.
3: to craigory MURDERER!
by boone stan February 7, 2020
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by Ifyoulikethatyouwilllovethis November 26, 2010
Get the Mc Craigory mug.A Crain is the sweetest human you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Crain just know that they will never leave you and never break your trust. You could tell a Crain anything and they wouldn't judge you for it, in fact; they would take their time to learn all about what you told them so they understand better. A Crain is definitely the type of person to drive across the city to bring you soup when you're sick. They are very attractive but struggle to see what other people see and tend to not accept compliments, so you just gotta let them know that they are in fact f-cking amazing and that they deserve every compliment that they get. They are super intelligent, and would help you out with your homework if you were struggling, they are the person to have alot of pressure put on them to be a really good student so they want things to be perfect. They are very responsible and act like a parent figure alot of the time. They love Spiritual things so they would probably give you crystals aswell as other small gifts. They are too nice for their own good, and don't expect anything back for their kindness.
If you ever meet a Crain you are stuck with them, well stuck with eachother, which is a good thing.
If you ever meet a Crain you are stuck with them, well stuck with eachother, which is a good thing.
Person 1: Is that Crain?
Person 2: Yes! They are the best friend ever
Person 1: They seem super cool!
Person 2: Yes! They are the best friend ever
Person 1: They seem super cool!
by 404system December 31, 2021
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