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Luke Cowell

A man with an abnormally large nose, he gets given sex bans by his partner, he also allows his girlfriend to cheat on him without any repercussions.
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal
“Luke cowell gets whipped by larna
by Abcdrfhajakxjcnncm October 19, 2021
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emily cowell

Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.
by pancakedr June 26, 2023
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Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
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Cowelling

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.
His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.
by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010
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Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!
by TheWhiteClone October 7, 2024
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riley cowell

a really weird, but funny girl. everyone loves her because she has a great personality. usually has brownish hair and blue eyes. Very gorgeous person.
she's a riley cowell
by anonpers22222 January 7, 2017
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Simon Cowell

look it’s simon cowell”
i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*
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