Covidia

Is a term used to describe a hybrid virus that is Covid-19 and chlamydia can only be transmitted only through sexual intercourse.

Did you hear about poor Jake? I guess he railed Betty Sue which was his dream, but a few days later, he had a hellacious temperature, a cough and his Dong was leaking like a water faucet. After consulting his physician, Jake was told he was the first known case of Covidia. Luckily the temperature has subsided, but poor Jakes dong is still flowing like the Niagara Falls.

by Tee Cee Deez March 31, 2020

Covidiot

Relating to the 2020 Coronavirus (COVID19) Pandemic:

1. An idiot who can’t respect common sense and basic science enough to to help stop the spread of disease.

2. A person acting in a deranged manner due to the COVID19 outbreak.

1. A family of 5 Covidiots decided to ride their bikes around the neighborhood and extend my unemployment for another month.

2. The Covidiot bought 3 years’ worth of toilet paper to get them through the next 2 months of quarantine.

by ZmanIsTheMan3 April 20, 2020

CovidCut

Home hair cut during the Coronavirus pandemic.

Did you see Jack’s shit haircut...hey maybe it was a CovidCut ?

by DavidBronteBeach May 10, 2020

Covidity

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.

The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.

by Sliced Yams November 2, 2020

Covidiots

People not respecting other people during pandemic.

Some covidiots are hoarding and reselling bathroom tissue.

by Adventure Robb March 19, 2020

COVIDIOT

Brain dead people who after an abundance of times hearing the health care professionals about the need for social distancing and proper hand washing continues to be oblivious of the COVID-19 pandemic. Their hoarding of goods then selling them for a profit, depriving others of vital supplies and no regard for the welfare of others.

Look at that person filling up their shopping cart with toilet paper. What a COVIDIOT.

by Tender Kisses March 22, 2020

Covidiot

1. a stupid person who stubbornly ignores the "social distancing" protocol, thus helping to further spread COVID-19.

2. a stupid person who hoards groceries, needlessly spreading COVID-19 fears and depriving other of vital supplies

1. "Are you seriously going to visit granny?
Hey mate, don't be such a covidiot"

2. "See that bloke with the 100 toilet paper rolls? What a covidiot"

by Psychen5 March 22, 2020