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counterstrike

CS is a modification for the action game Half-Life and now Half Life 2.

It's intended to have realistic game play, as it divides players in a terrorist team and a counter-terrorist team, with realistic weapons.

However, it completely fails to be either fun, or realistic, as its physics are so poorly designed, people only play it because they're addicted to its "intermittent rewarding" system, the basic concept behind gambling.

Namely, if you manage to win a round, you feel good, but you only win from time to time, so you end up playing even if you're terrible at it, even if your team sucks, even if you have better things to do, or play.

The game has such horrible mechanics, that you can get hits on enemies that are literally, on the edge of the screen, so there should be no way to hit them that far.

You could be having the crosshair right over an enemy's chest and when you shoot, all of your bullets can miss!

A bizarre, annoying way to win is to aim at the ground in front of you and spray bullets, they will end up hitting enemies in the head, despite the fact you were aiming at the ground.

Be sure to check yourself and see if you're addicted to this game. If you are, stop playing immediately.

Some players have god-like skills and can kill whole teams by themselves, however, they have nothing else going on in their lives and will probably die alone.

The only ways to win are to have dumb luck, be on the same team as the players who have been playing for years and to play for many years yourself, have no social life, no sex and no fun, for years and years, until you have the necessary reflexes, or until you learn the "shoot at the ground" way to win.
I can't believe how he could shoot me in the head when he's got no telescope and I'm this far away and running! this can only happen in counterstrike

counterstrike blows, I'm gonna go back to TF2

I had the crosshairs on his back, I shot a burst and missed with all bullets, then he turned around and killed me in one shot! I hate counterstrike

How can he headshot them all with that machine gun while they're all shooting at him, counterstrike is so imbalanced

I stabbed him in the head but he turned around and shot me, only in counterstrike...
by Rova June 28, 2009
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Counterstrike

A wildly popular internet team based game with two basic teams, terrorists and counter-terrorists. Contrary to popular belief, this is not a very good game, nor is it very fun. It gained great popularity because it is a free modification on the aging game Half-life and required no one to upgrade their hardware or purchase a new software. Unlike other fun games, the winners of this game are typically the players who sit quietly in one spot for hours waiting for others to walk in front of them so they can shoot them effortlessly. While this tactic may seem ridiculous, it captured the hearts of hundreds of thousands of under skilled loser gamers, making it the most popular online game by a large margin.

Related terms: Gamer
Loser gamers are often quite fond of playing Counterstrike.
by PENIX May 29, 2009
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CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.
My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.
by weave September 22, 2003
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counterstrike

a game that mostly nerdy fags play because it makes them feel big
look at the fuckin nerd playin counterstrike and shit
by THE RZA December 3, 2004
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Counterfeiters

Men who fit kitchen counters
"hey look at me im a counterfeiters bitch!"
by Liana not a chav April 1, 2008
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A sound clip that I heard in a Youtube Poop. I don't know the actual show that it's from. However, it will now be a new internet phrase, soon to become the likes of 'lol' and such.

It's definition: a phrase used to compare one or more thing(s) to Counterstrike, when there may actually be no relation to Counterstrike at all. Sometimes, there could actually be a relation. This expression could simply be used to annoy people or contribute something (although pointless) to the conversation.

*Counterstrike is a modification of the Half-Life video game.
Bob: How are you doing today, sir?

Bum: Well, I have no money, no family, haven't gotten a GED, can't get a job, and I have cancer. Other than that, I guess I'm doing well.

Bob: *thinks* This is just like Counterstrike.
by I haven't one. July 10, 2009
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counterfeiter

A craftsman who specializes in sizing and installing kitchen cabinets. Unfortunately, they charge outlandishly.
by concentrated oj February 20, 2008
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