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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
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I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

I thought I could give you give you guys a chicken
Yeah I thought I could you give you guys a chicken
by Ecliptist December 22, 2023
mugGet the I thought I could you give you guys a chickenmug.

You could say that

The thing you (might) say when someone pinpoints something with the right idea, but in a way where it's *just* between being off and being right
Grandma: So, what you're saying is "rizz" means that you have a lot of girlfriends

Grandson: I guess you could say that
by expeditious booty scruncher February 10, 2024
mugGet the You could say thatmug.

What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Could you be any louder?!

Shut up before I sucker punch you
Could you be any louder?!
That means shut up DARREN!
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
mugGet the Could you be any louder?!mug.
Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.
Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
by 69hysteria October 12, 2020
mugGet the Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.mug.

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
mugGet the EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRTmug.

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