cottage girls

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.

Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”

by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021

Holytown colts

The best football team in Scotland,that wear red and black(mon eh colts)

Holytown colts are the best team

by Weemeeks August 6, 2019

tony cottee

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)

LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.

by Brian Munich August 30, 2006

Friends with Costs

The opposite of friends with benefits, friends with costs incur a negative benefit (a cost) on whoever they are friends with. This could include bothering you from time to time for favours or money.

Suman: Cynthia, can you please pick up a bottle of vodka for me and bring it to my house? I promise I will pay you back some day.

Cynthia (aside): I wasn't even headed to Suman's house... Now that's what I call being friends with costs...

by Joshsa January 27, 2010

cotton mouth

Cotton mouth is not only a very dry mouth from smoking pot, but involves having small bits of mucus and spit, lining mainly the roof of your mouth feeling like cotton when you rub your tounge against it.

"Man I got chronic cotton mouth at the moment."

by Diego August 17, 2003

cottage cheese

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

by Alicatt October 25, 2002

cottage core

someone who’s style/aesthetic is like snow whites. u love to pick flowers and stroll through quiet meadows. and baking treats and wearing blousy dresses and shirts. you’re very kind hearted and you’re super sweet

me: wow i wish i had cottage core aesthetic

also me: i wanna be trendy😗✌️

by aestheticnaming April 15, 2020