CORRECTION 

In IM conversations, users often send messages in haste and only afterwards notice a typographical error (shortened as typo). It is common practice to correct the typo by sending a subsequent message where the word CORRECTION precedes the correct word.

Dave: i haet trance

Dave: CORRECTION: i hate trance

CORRECTION by watsonmoss May 20, 2009

Form-Correction Warrior 

The douchebag at the gym or fitness club who can't help it but give advice to others on their form of exercise, diet or workout routine when they are not asked for it.

Hey Samra, do you see this guy over there at the treadmills? He keeps coming to me when I'm working out giving me some random advice on my form, ugh, he's such a Form-Correction Warrior.

Form-Correction Warrior by nothardsam January 13, 2021

Correction Officer 

An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.

The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.

Correction Officer by sglspd22 August 4, 2008

Corruptometer 

Simple anthropometric device used for measuring the correlation between personal corruption and the girth of the bellies of inhabitants of impoverished regions of the world. One notes a generalized increase in levels of illicit behavior as the belly measurements increase. Bolstered by designer gyms, chic life-styles and personal trainers, radically different conclusions will be noted from analysis of corruptometer readings drawn from subjects from the post-industrial world.

"We used the corruptometer to suss out who was dastardly in the group of strangers who took us in following the fall of the dictatorship."

Corruptometer by Muyuna July 27, 2008

corrupticut 

Reference to the left-wing dominated state of Connecticut. The term "corrupticut" was popularized following a wave of political scandals involving the Italian Mafia, the former governor, several city mayors and state lawmakers; most of whom are or have served prison sentences.

Our taxes are so high, yet this state has nothing to show for it because the crooks running Corrupticut are in the back pocket of the Mob.

INMATE#1: What are you in prison for?

INMATE#2: Six years for burglary. How 'bout you?

INMATE#1: Three years for being a senator from Corrupticut.

corrupticut by Former CT Resident February 20, 2008

Erection Direction Correction

When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.

My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.

Erection Direction Correction by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010

Manual Correction

A highly effective disciplinary action performed by a pimp onto a ho. It involves the pimp using the back side of his hand to pimp slap a ho in the face. The corrective slap must be violent enough so it does not require an additional follow up slap.

The pimp's sudden and unexpected manual correction quickly ended the ho's aspirations of ever quitting the profession and going back to school.

Manual Correction by The Ticket Master February 12, 2010