cornification

To make something Incredibly Gay and make fellow readers find themselves wanting to sit on something

I Just Got Cornified

after not playing for a over a week, i decided to raise a little havoc using cornification

by The Fox With A Name April 19, 2008

Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.

Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...

by Annaterasu July 1, 2011

Gastric Fornication

A "smart" way of saying anal sex.

That chick sure loves gastric fornication.

by Das Professional De Gas March 10, 2010

Coronacation

vacation as a result of the coronavirus

yo look school is cancelled, guess its a coronacation

by Me=word plug March 17, 2020

Fornication

When you take a vacation to stay home and play fortnite for a week straight

“Where is Brock I haven’t seen him at work?”

He is on fornication!
“Is he fucking out of wedlock?”
No
“Is he fucking himself?”
No,
He is at home playing fortnite

by Tabbber August 7, 2019

fornication

a cochroach ,
serious, search fornication in google images

`` hello im a bug ``

by sofia March 14, 2004

Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011