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Compensation cuddles

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.
by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019
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Law of Reverse Compensation

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.
"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation
by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023
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instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
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compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.
My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.
by Guido1 October 18, 2009
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Compensize

the male tendency to buy or own something (especially automobiles) in extraordinarily large sizes in order to compensate for extremely tiny sex organs.
Steve's new fire-engine red, fully loaded Hummer, failed to compensize for his teeny weeny.
by Miss_Kim July 12, 2011
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coppins

A douche bag who thinks he's cool.
Black guys named Coppins
by Scouthutch October 14, 2013
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compensation

something that everyone in the world does all the time.
even you
compensation
by awesnemity June 1, 2010
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